Figuring out this blog thing

So the trouble with writing is that you actually have to write. I started this site with good intentions and then wrote nothing…but I am planning on changing that, starting with this post.

I recently came across a Buzzfeed video about married people who had been married so long, they had never used a dating app. Without revealing too much about my age, I would definitely fall into that category. Back when I got married (12 years ago), there was a certain stigma about people who had profiles on dating sites. Mostly, we created profiles for our single friends as jokes. If I suddenly found myself single today, I would imagine that one of the first things I would do is sign up for Tinder.

Dating as a Video Game

The various apps available for “dating” kind-of make the whole thing seem like a video game, and it looks like fun. Swipe and see if you are a match, then see how strong your text game is. Get notifications all day on your phone that people are interested in you, check out pictures of hot women, and imagine what it would be like if you actually met up. I have to imagine, however, that just like any of my other favorite video games, I would be immensely un-productive and get nothing done as I waited for my inbox to fill up and flirt with people.

Would it hook me up with my wife?

From what I understand, these apps and sites use complex algorithms to match people based on their stated types and interests. I often wonder, if my wife and I both created profiles, would the system match us, or does math say that we are not the right couple for each other? More importantly, what would that mean if we weren’t put together by the matrix.

Either way, watch the video.

Via BuzzFeed Video / Via youtube.com

Meet up, hook up, move on. It’s got to be that simple right? Or maybe my married brain only imagines that outside of marital bliss, there is this world of debauchery where sex actually is casual and porn-like, and being single is just like the movies.

The New Hotness

This is my new site. As of now, it has no pretty pictures, fancy logos, or cool fluff…but it will. In the meantime, let me explain why I’m here. Every other day, I see articles on Facebook or other sites with names like “Men, here is what you are doing wrong in your relationship” or “100 ways to make your wife feel special.” Now don’t get me wrong, it isn’t that I believe that our wives shouldn’t feel special, or that men are somehow infallible, but where are the articles promoting how men should be treated?

WHAT THIS SITE IS

This site is a place for men to come and read (and hopefully redistribute) articles and posts that will make them feel a sense of camaraderie. Many women will find it sexist…that will be their own issue. For empowered women, it will be a place to learn how simple men are and the secrets to getting what they want (BJ’s, lots of BJ’s…).

The site will be funny, have pictures of boobs, links to other articles and sites that share a common interest, reviews of cool things, and a flare for all things Chive, Family Guy, Married With Children…you get the idea.

WHAT THIS SITE IS NOT

This site is not meant to piss people off. If you are a man or woman who is offended, there are plenty of other places on the interwebs for you. Life is too short. Clean the sand out of your private place and move on.

Also, I am not a Psychologist, Therapist, Phd, MFT, MBA, JD, or otherwise qualified to give advice about relationships, or probably life in general. That doesn’t mean I’m wrong…